Skeet Security

Andy Willingham wrote a very good post over at his blog which inspired me to rewrite the lyrics to that classic Nick Rivers' song Skeet Surfing

Skeet Security
Skeet Security
If everybody had a 12-gauge
And a motherboard too
You'd see 'em shootin' and hackin'
From here to Malibu
Because it's totally bitchin'
Ridin' the net to blast the pigeons
And it's so neat shootin' skeets
While you're coding out the heavies all day

First site, don't get tired
Second site, aim higher
Third site, pull and fire
Skeet Security, it's alright

We're loadin' up our motherboards
And loadin' up our traps
Tell the crackers we're shootin'
We're never coming back
I've got a gun rack in my Chevy
For when the SPAM and the flak get heavy
And we'll have fun with our guns
'Till our moderators takes our ammo away

First site, don't get tired
Second site, aim higher
Third site, pull and fire
Skeet Security, it's alright

First site, get the knack
Second site, pull the trap
Third site, how's that?
Skeet Security, it's alright

Sharing sunsets with my favorite girl
When we write the perl, we really write the perl

First site, don't get tired
Second site, aim higher
Third site, pull and fire
Skeet Security, it's alright

First site, get the knack
Second site, pull that trap
Third site, how's that?

I wish they all could be double-barrelled
Wish they all could be double-barrelled guns

Skeet Security can't you see?
Do you wanna come along with me?
Skeet Security can't you see?
Do you wanna come along with me?
Skeet Security it's alright
Little girl we'll have fun tonight
Skeet Security can't you see?
Do you wanna come with me?
Grab your laptop, surf into the breach
Skeet Security it's a lot of fun

Now go read Andy's post and go watch Top Secret again (or for the first time)