FAA security

So the FAA came out with some statements about the security of their networks, that Martin McKeay covered nicely on his blog
So that brings me today's Security Song Parody

Securing All Jet Planes
(to the tune of Leaving On A Jet Plane by John Denver and Kenneth Browder)

All my bags are hacked I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to wake on LAN to say good-bye
But the code is breaking, its early morn
The taxis waiting, hes spamming my phone
Already I'm so lonesome I could die

So kismet and smile for me
Tell me that you'll snort for me
P0wn me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm protecting all jet planes
I don't know what wifi'll be letting through
Oh babe, I hate to go

There's so many times I've let you down
So many times Ive hacked around
I tell you now, they don't know a thing
Every place I go I'll blame Lou
Every packet I sniff I sniff for you
When I come back I'll secure token ring

So kismet and smile for me
Tell me that you'll snort for me
P0wn me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm protecting all jet planes
I don't know what wifi'll be letting through
Oh babe, I hate to go

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time let me kismet here
And close your eyes and I'll hide the way
Dream about the hacks to come
Then I don't have to protect alone
About the times that I won't have to say

So kismet and smile for me
Tell me that you'll snort for me
P0wn me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm protecting all jet planes
I don't know what wifi'll be letting through
Oh babe, I hate to go

Cause I'm protecting all jet planes
I don't know what wifi'll be letting through
Oh babe, I hate to go

Cause I'm protecting all jet planes
I don't know what wifi'll be letting through
Oh babe, I hate to go
I'm protecting all jet planes
protecting all jet planes
protecting all jet planes
protecting all jet planes

Have a great day
Be safe out there
James