Monday, March 30, 2009

Six word security challenge

My latest post on the Security Catalyst blog is a challenge to you dear reader to write a 6 word sentence that tells a story about security or relates a security lesson.
So like last week with Andy IT Guy, I have reworked a song to use as a theme song

Security Is Just Six Words Long
(to the tune of Weird Al Yankovic's - This Song Is Just 6 Words Long)

Security can be just 6 words long
Security can be just 6 words long
Security can be just 6 words long
Security can be just 6 words long

Dont think of any more words
So I just wrote six words
So I'll just write any six words
That come to my mind, child

You really need words
Could be just six rhymin words
You gotta write so many words
Hmm mmm
Ta do it, ta do it, ta do it, ta do it, ta do it, ta do it right, child

Security can be just 6 words long
Security can be just 6 words long
Security can be just 6 words long
Security can be just 6 words long

I know that your probably sore
Cuz I didnt write any more
It's just six to complete it
So thats why I gotta repeat it

Security can be just 6 words long (6 words long)
Security can be just 6 words long (6 words long)

Oh I make a lotta money
They pay me a ton o' money
They're payin me plenty o' money
To write these six words, child

I gotta fill time
3 minutes worth of time
Oh how will I fill so much time?
Hmm mmm
I'll throw in a solo, a solo, a solo, a solo, a solo here

(saxaphone and drum solo)

Security can be just 6 words long
Security can be just 6 words long
Security can be just 6 words long
Security can be just 6 words long

These words got somethin' to say
So Im typing it up today
I know if I put my mind to it
I know I could find a good rhym here

Oh ya gotta have a security
Ya need really catchy security
This song has got plenty o' security
But just 6 words, child

And so I'll sing em over
and over and over and over
and over and over and over
Hmm mmm
and over
and over
and over
and over
and over
and over again

6 words long
6 words long
6 words long
6 words long (fading)
6 words long (fading)
6 words long (fading)
6 words long

Hope you enjoyed.
Now, be safe out there.
James

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