Parody - She Thinks My Twitters Sexy

This is a parody of "She Thinks My Tractors Sexy" by Kenny Chesney


Plowing the net in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate, Lordy, here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a browser and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin' me

She thinks my twitter's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always followin' me
While I'm typin' along
She likes the way it's postin' while we're twittin' up the web
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my geeky tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my twitter's sexy

We surf back and forth until we run out of light
Take it to my desk, put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with web radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a web farm and a yard full of followers
One more teeny weeny post before I take her home

She thinks my twitter's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm typin' along
She likes the way it's postin' while we're twittin' up the web
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my geeky tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my twitter's sexy

Well she ain't into cars or pick up trucks
But if it runs like a Beowulf, man her eyes light up

She thinks my twitter's....

She thinks my twitter's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm typin along
She likes the way it's postin' while we're twittin' up the web
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my geeky tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my twitter's sexy

She thinks my twitter's sexy
She thinks my twitter's sexy

Update regarding PayPal and Hackers for Charity

As most of you should know by now, Johnny Long was able to work out the situation with PayPal for Hackers for Charity.
They were able to come to a reasonable solution
See more here - http://www.hackersforcharity.org/265/paypal-makes-good/

Hey PayPal

Johnny Long and Hackers of Charity are having problems with their PayPal account.
http://www.hackersforcharity.org/259/paypal-shuts-us-down/
It appears that there has been a screw up at some point along the way of the processing of HFC account and it is now shutdown/locked/frozen.
Johnny and his family were relying on that money to survive. It is expensive and time consuming for him to call and then he is told to that phone support can't help him and that he should use the e-mail service to resolve the issue.
PayPal support requests that you use their e-mail contact service when you are having a serious problem like this.
If any of my readers or family members of my readers or friends of my readers who have contacts at PayPal, could you point them to Johnny's post and see what they can do.
Hmm I wonder how hard Google Check Out would have made this situation? I wonder what my bank would have done?
If you can, please help.
Be safe out there
James

Google Analytics and Compliance

I am posting a quick question, since most of what I have been finding has been product pitches. Could someone point me to information about Google Analytics and compliance - specifically HIPPA and PCI?
Thanks and be safe out there
James