Remove that Jaguar (to the tune of Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5)

This is an ode to my iMac G3 that started acting up a couple weeks back.

I ended up dumping OSX and installing Debian and the song Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5 kept tickling the back of my brain until tonight, when inspiration hits

Allow me to present

Remove that Jaguar (set to Moves like Jagger by Marron 5)

Oh, yeah

Oh!

[Verse 1:]

You reboot when it jars

When you feel like

And breaks my heart

when I thought it worked right

Now take it away and make it OK

And now you'll behave

I wanted control

So we restarted

I made up a show

Now I fake it

I say let's just get rid

Your hard drives not big

I won't take the hit

And it goes like this

[Chorus:]

Press on the C

And I'll show you

It'll boot from CD

And I'll own you

Have to remove that Jaguar

I've got to remove that Jaguar

I've got to remove that Jaguar

I don't need to try to reboot you

I'll press the right keys and I'll own you

With them moves like Jagger

I've got to remove that Jaguar

I've got to remove that Jaguar

[Verse 2:]

Maybe it's hard

When I feel like you're broken and errored

Nothing work right

But when you see me

I'll make you believe

That I've got the CD

Oh

So get on the bar

I can find it

Wherever it starts

Put inside it

And you start to veer

But I'm shifting gears

I'll take it from here (Oh! Yeah yeah!)

And it reboots like this (Uh)

[Chorus:]

Press on the C

And I'll show you

It'll boot from CD

And I'll own you

Have to remove that Jaguar

I've got to remove that Jaguar

I've got to remove that Jaguar

I don't need to try to reboot you (Oh, yeah)

I'll press the right keys and I'll own you

With them moves like Jagger

I've got to remove that Jaguar (Yeah yeah)

I've got to remove that Jaguar

[Bridge:]

Everyone wants to know what made me smile

Taking control, and making it right

And if I share the secret

You're gonna have to post it

Everybody else will see this

So watch and learn

I won't show you twice

Head to toe, oooh baby load up right

But if I share my secret

You're gonna have to post it

Everybody else will see this (Ay! Ay! Ay! Aaay!)

And it reboots like this

[Chorus:]

Press on the C

And I'll show you

It'll boot from CD

And I'll own you (Yeah yeah yeah!)

Have to remove that Jaguar

I've got to remove that Jaguar

I've got to remove that Jaguar

(Oh, yeah)

I don't need to try to reboot you

I'll press the right keys and I'll own you

With the removal of Jaguar

I've got to remove that Jaguar

I've got to remove that Jaguar